Showing posts with label angie harmon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label angie harmon. Show all posts

Saturday, February 26, 2011

Celebrity Sighting

So I'm out running errands with SB this morning, thinking I look all cute and trendy in my cute new skinny jeans and sassy purple top from Anthropologie.  Then I run into drop-dead gorgeous Angie Harmon at Target in her (much skinnier) jeans and sassier top, and suddenly I don't feel quite as cute and trendy anymore.  Dang you, Angie Harmon! 

Well actually I shouldn't say that because I thought it was pretty cool that she was digging through the cheapo toy bins at front of the store with two of her little girls looking for Dora accessories.  (I know this not because I was stalking her but because I was standing there for like 5 minutes wiping down the cart with the complimentary anti-germ towelettes more thoroughly than a haz-mat team before I put SB in the seat.  People are dropping like flies all over this town from flu and stomach bug ailments and we're not going to be victims of disease.)  Anyway, props to you Angie for shopping like "real" people do.  Even if you do negatively impact my self-esteem.

In a side note:  why, Target, do you not sell chocolate chip morsels?  You have 84 different varieties of marshmallows but not one measly bag of chocolate chips?  How's a mommy supposed to bake cookies without them?  Is it a conspiracy to force us into buying crappy store-bought cookies?  Annoying.  And no, it does not escape me that Angie Harmon likely does not bitch about missing chocolate chips at Target which is why she can fit into her much skinnier jeans.  Dang it.